Friday, December 10, 2004
Diabetics Who Love Chocolate
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
I Love You More!
Sunday, December 05, 2004
No Wonder We Can't Understand Each Other
Original text in English: My cat thinks I am weird; the feeling is mutual, I assure you.
Chinese: My cat thought I am strange; The feeling is mutual, I guarantee you.
Dutch: My cat thinks I bizar is; the feeling is reciprocal, insures I you. The Dutch word bizar did not translate back to English, but I think it's pretty obvious.
French: My cat thinks that I am strange; the feeling is mutual, I ensure you. This is the most normal of the bunch. See, the French can do some things right.
German: My cat thinks that I am strange; the feeling is, I insures you mutually.
Greek: My ga'ta thinks that I am strange the sentiment he is reciprocal, to you I certify.
Japanese: My cat thinks of that I am incomprehensible; Mutual, me you guarantee feeling, is. Sounds kinda like Yoda, if you ask me.
Korean: It goes out and the thing which is weird my cat thinks; The sense believes firmly the trade name, or. Huh??????????
Portuguese: My cat thinks that I am I find odd; the feeling is mutual, me assures it. I like this one.
Russian: My tomcat thinks 4 weird; feeling is mutual, 4 convince you. Now how did they know we have a male cat? Is that old KGB still out there?
Spanish: My cat thinks that I am strange; the sensation is mutual, I assures to him.
And here's my personal favorite -
Italian: My cat thinks that it is bizzarro; the sensibility is mutual, I assures them. I just like the word bizzarro. Heck, I've even used it in a sentence or two.
I think this clearly demonstrates how easily things get lost in translation.
By the way, any resemblance of the above statement to me and my cat is purely coincidental.
Friday, December 03, 2004
Why You Should Put Up Christmas Lights
Down, But Not Out
Bush and Kerry In the Boardroom With Donald Trump
Monday, November 29, 2004
Pray For the Ukraine
Sunday, November 28, 2004
A Most Humbling Event
Saturday, November 27, 2004
It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Christmas
David vs. Goliath = Israel vs. the World
This story is not just a struggle between two people, but a winner-takes-all battle between two peoples. It also symbolizes how Israel always has – and always will – prevail when God is on his side.
There are other Biblical references to how Israel has prevailed (and will prevail) in what appears to start off as a hopeless battle:
- Gideon defeats the Midianites [Judges 7]
- The fall of Jericho [Joshua 6]
- Israel defeats the Amalekites [Exodus 17:8-16]
- Israel’s enemies to be annhilated [Ezekiel 39]
Modern history also bears out God’s protection over Israel:
- Israeli War for Independence (1948-49)
- Sinai (Suez) War (1956)
- Six-Day War (1967)
- Yom Kippur War (1973)
- Raid on Iraq’s Osirik nuclear reactor (1981)
- Persian Gulf War (1991)
- Intifada (1988-92)
- Al-Aqsa Intifada (2000-present)
Time after time, Israel’s neighbors have tried to wipe them off the map, drive them into the sea, or whatever rhetoric they choose to use at the time, and yet they have failed every time. It’s not only hard to beat God – it’s impossible.
I believe the struggle between David and Goliath not only represents the battle between Israel and the Philistines, but the ongoing epic battle between Israel and the world that we are witnessing today. It doesn’t take much to notice that God is the God of Israel. Are we listening?
Thursday, November 25, 2004
Happy Thanksgiving
...plenty of fun (by the way, that's my grandson next to his grandma on the right and looking up at his Aunt D)...
...plenty of cute little kids...
...and an awesome Arizona sunset.
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.
Sunday, November 21, 2004
To Boldly Go Where I Haven't Gone Before
Saturday, November 20, 2004
My Trumpet Has Arrived
Well, tonight the trumpet I wrote about earlier arrived, somewhat battered as advertised. And as I was told before, it was not playable - at least initially.
I must have spent a good fifteen to twenty minutes inspecting it. You can tell it was probably dropped and repairs attempted by someone who didn't know how to repair a musical instrument. It's a little bent and dented, and the crossbraces were shabbily re-soldered, but the bell of the horn looks good. The valve action was still good on the first valve, not so good on the third valve, and the second valve was stuck altogether. The slides were in good shape. The finish is bad.
El Gato
Here's a picture of Snoopy taken with my new digital camera - he's trying to figure out what Dad is doing (Dad is trying to figure out what Dad is doing. Dad will be spending considerable time figuring out how to use his new toy, and he will be subjecting his blog readers to plenty of inane photos I'm sure).
Friday, November 19, 2004
Memorial Service For A Saint
A Soldier Is Home On Leave
One More Semester
Roundabout Way to Get A Promotion
Putting Politics Aside
I always think it's cool to see a bunch of Presidents together (and notice that Carter and Bush, Sr. - the guys who have been retired the longest - are smiling. Of course, they've had the most fun.)
*****
I love this shot of Chelsea and her dad. I think this precious moment between a father and a daughter puts a very human face on Clinton, who until four years ago was the most powerful man in the free world. I predict this will be one of the Photos of the Year in many publications. Heck, I'd give it the Pulitzer.
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Days Like Today Make it Hard to Act Christlike
Margaret Hassan
The picture above is of Margaret Hassan, chief of the relief organization CARE. She is now presumed dead, murdered by those who thought of her line of work as a threat.



