Let's Free Ourselves From Dependence on Oil

Osama bin Laden also says in his latest video tape that the United States should change its policy. Actually, there's something I think we should do.

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So here's what I propose: Let's really work on finding an alternative fuel/power source that's practical and inexpensive. Let's do it in - oh, say - five years. Kind of like a new Manhattan Project. Let's make it so we could easily trade in our old cars and get a really nice credit for one of the newer cars. Then we wouldn't have to be dependent on our own oil, much less anyone else's oil, and our planet would get cleaner in a hurry. Wow, sounds pretty liberal! But we're eventually going to have to do it - there's only 30-40 years left in the world oil supply - why not now?

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These Middle Eastern countries, whose false religion doesn't normally allow them to do business with infidels, yet allows them to sell out and compromise their own values so they can screw the infidels, will find themselves screwed. Other than oil, they have little to offer the rest of the world. They will have to get with the program if they want to continue to play with the rest of the world. They will have to dig themselves out of their Middle Ages mentality. And perhaps then, numbnuts like Osama bin Laden will be no more.

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So let's change our policy and get the heck out of the Middle East!